two and a half Males Episode Recap: "Nice to fulfill You, Walden Schmidt"

Can I start watching two and a half Males since Ashton Kutcher has already established over for Charlie Sheen? Full disclosure: I'm a terrible choice to recap the premiere of Males 2. really. Did I love watching the reveal that Sheen formerly held court? Um, no. Did I watch an instalment or two while likely to my parents in Florida for Easter time some time and never really mind it exactly? Sure. Was I a Kutcher fan from his days on That '70s Show? Not really a chance. Can I admit to watching - and moderately experiencing -- Dude, Where's My Vehicle? while home from work hungover sick? OK, fine. Nonetheless, my feelings in regards to the merger in the relative pop-culture magnetism of two and a half Males and Kutcher might be made obvious in one simple word introduced for the colonies by my Emerald Isle forebears: meh. As near to I am in a position to gather, Charlie Harper (Sheen) died in the train accident that may are actually triggered by his former stalker Rose (Melanie Lynskey), who, in their sorta-eulogy unveils they and Charlie got married. The show puts the "fun" in funeral through getting lots of Charlie's former conquests shout what they are called in the venereal "presents" that Charlie left them. Nevertheless, his dying leaves vacuum pressure inside the Harper family - a fiscal one. That is no "specialInch episode, people! So Evelyn (Holland Taylor), Charlie's mother, decides to promote the house, departing Charlie's brother Alan (Jon Cryer) and also the boy Mike (Angus T. Manley) potentially destitute. On view house, John Stamos will there be for reasons uknown, which he notifies an account from the threeway he'd with Charlie that "ongoing following a girl left." Err... Next, Jenna Elfman and Thomas Gibson breeze on through, apparently reprising their former roles as Dharma and Greg (in the show once helmed by Males executive producer Chuck Lorre). The problem: The lovey-dovey opposites-attract couple is becoming decidedly discontentedly married. So... that was fun, but no offers are forthcoming. Kelso can provide relief! Walden Schmidt (Kutcher), a jilted Internet billionaire, meets Alan when he tries to drown themselves inside the ocean outdoors Charlie's beach house. Alan helps him overcome his heartbreak, and incredibly rapidly the implausible nerd is implementing his inner Charlie. This transformation manifests itself in no less than three nude moments then one threeway - just just in case you're worried that Males might lose its edge without Sheen. By means of saying thanks to Alan for helping him, he announces, since the title card "being ongoing..." appears on the watch's screen, that he'll buy the house! Ooooo, I question what continues next... Well, In my opinion it's probably apparent which i won't be sticking around to uncover. The show's "coarse" humor isn't exactly my bag, nevertheless it was fun to find out how Lorre's real-world exasperation found its distance to some script that was gleefully malevolent. (I'm speaking about, in a single half-hour he earned Sheen dead, loaded him tabs on STDs making them possibly gay.) Still, I came across myself developing something resembling affection for your clearly comically gifted cast. So did I miss Charlie Sheen's presence? No. Did I love what introduced for the table? Sure. Can I watch again? Meh. Whoever else consider Ashton Kutcher's debut? Will you still watch/start watching two and a half Males? show less